Corny Pick up lines.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Your father must have been a thief, cos he stole the sparkles and put them into your eyes.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)

You know where you look best? In my arms.


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